Bobert undertakes an epic rap battle against Albert Einstien, the father of modern science, in this first installment of the Epic Rap Battles!
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown,
so take a seat Bobert - op! I see you've got your own.
What's with your voice? I can't freakin' tell!
You sound like Wall-E making-out with a speak and spell!
I'll school you anywhere - Harvard to Oxford!
All your fans will be like,
"Um, that was awkward."
I'm as great as two rappers - you better be scared!
Cause that means Albert E. = M. C. SQUARED!
Yooouu'veee got no idea what your messing with here boy.
I got 12-inch rims on my legs that's how I roll yau'll.
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll.
I'll be stretching-out the rhyme,
like gravity stretches time.
Cause you try to put your little p-brain against this kind of mind.
I'm the best - I'm the Snoop Dog of Science.
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants.
I'm the giant whose shoulders you've just stood on - if you can stand [straight]!
I'll give you a brief history of pain from the back of my hand!
You can't destroy matter OR me,
Rippin' holes in you bigger than the holes in Hawking's black hole theory was!
There are 10 million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe,
that we can observe.
Someone took the ugly one's
and put them into one nerd.
You wanna bring the heat - with the mushroom clouds your making?
I'm about to bake raps from scratch just like Carl Sagan!
And while it's true that Hawking's work was based on you,
[he and] I'm like super-computer,
your like a TI-82 -
EPIC RAPS OF HISTORY COPYRIGHTED 2010 BY NICEPETER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k&feature=related)
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