| Epic Rap Battles 3
Emily Cartridge, Napoleon Dynamite
This is a mini song series. There are seperate parts, which can be found here.
Psychopath Emily Cartridge goes-up against Napoleon Bonaparte in the third installment of the Epic Rap Battles.
WARNING: RATED 11+ FOR INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE
EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
Gosh, I can't believe how much of a little stooge you are.
When it comes to world leaders, you definitely lowered the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart Bonaparte - turn your horse into glue.
Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo PART TWO!
I got skills - I'll put you in half like I would've done to Penny Peanut.
Your the ugliest thing that's ever failed since that T-Rex named Tina!
France can keep it's french fries,
we've got tater tots you gnomes!
You know what Napoleon?
Go crawl into your little shell - and escargot the heck home!
How dare you address moi,
you adolescent worm!
I am French - your just a girl out of norm!
I spit at you harder than a llama,
smacking your face till your lips curl-up like what they do to pandas!
Doodle-up some friends you insane freak show before I kick your ass out of the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico!
This jerk's about to see how bad a battle can be -
after this your buddy Gumball will be sticking with me!
Why do you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide?
Cause this is a rap roller coaster - you not even tall enough to ride!
I don't even care how many stupid people you've killed, cause to me -
you're couldn't even be the emperor of the lollipop guild!
T'as une tete a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!
I'm gonna shove my big boots right-up your poop shoot!
I'll whip you so bad you'll make a virgin meringue!
Your the only type of Cartridge that's never going to bang!
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