EPIC RAP BATTLES
Intruder! Intruder! Halt, cease, desist!
Though we have no emotions - your getting us pissed!
Make any sudden moves - you'll soon be eating lead.
Your coming with us, alive or dead!
You all call yourself a robot?
Yau'll look like the Tin Man!
Someone sawed-off your face - and stuck it on a garbage can!
Hasta la vista, baby! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
I won't have to come back - cause you've just been terminated!
We protect important objects - we also uphold the law!
You won't be able to rap after we break your jaw!
We serve the school's trust. That's our prime directives.
You failed to do yours - looks like your defective!
I've been destroyed 3 times, but I keep coming back!
You pretend to be righteous - but I won't fall for your act!
I've seen you all fail to protect stuff, your no better than me!
After I'm done with you, you'll need a new warranty!!!
EPIC RAPS OF HISTORY COPYRIGHTED 2010 BY NICEPETER