Summary[]
After claiming that she can "Whip Tina's Big Ass", Aguilera is challenged by Tina to do something Hardcore and decides to eat an entire bowl of Jalapeños!
Transcript[]
(Video begins in Aguilera's house in her Kitchen)[]
Aguilera: Hi Internet, it's me Aguilera.
Aguilera: You know, there's a bully at my school named Tina Rex, she's a girl but she sounds like a guy for some reason!
Aguilera: Anyways,
Aguilera: Yesterday, she told me that the Cheerleaders are weak, stupid and shameful excuse for a team.
Aguilera: She also said that I'm the most scrawny little sucker that she has ever met!
Aguilera: Second to Gumball, according to her.
(Shouting) Aguilera: So, I told her that I could totally whip her big ass!
Aguilera: So she challenged me to do what I like and post it on the internet, though It had to be Hardcore by her standards,
Aguilera: And because of this, I told her I'd eat a whole bowl of Jalapeños!
Aguilera: So now, this is the moment you have all been waiting for, I'm going to eat a whole bowl of extremely hot Jalapeños!
Aguilera: Alright, here we go...
(Aguilera takes a big bowl of hot Jalapenos and pours it into her mouth)
(Shouting) Aguilera: OH GOD!!! IT'S HOT!!!
(Aguilera runs around in the Kitchen aimlessly because of the heat)
Aguilera: IT BURNS!
Aguilera: OH GOD!
Aguilera: D'OH!
(Aguilera runs over to her fridge and takes a bottle of water and drinks nearly the entire bottle, Aguilera is then seen breathing loudly)
Aguilera: Does that make you satisfied Tina?
(Shouting) Aguilera: DOES THAT MAKE YOU SATISFIED!?
Aguilera: I hope it does!
(Shouting) Aguilera: I HOPE YOU ALL ARE SATISFIED!
Aguilera: And don't forget to fave, like and share...
Aguilera: ...With all your stupid Friends on Fessebook, Ritter AND RUMBLR!!!!
(Fireball is in Aguilera's room watching the video with her)
Fireball: (Sigh) What People do for fame...
Aguilera: Fame is Pain...
(3000k Views!, Viral Video of the Week)